Just like the title says ...

"See, you got three or four good pals, why then you've got yourself a tribe. There ain't nothing stronger than that."
Billy the Kid, Young Guns

"Lighten up, Francis."
Sgt. Hulka, Stripes

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!?"
John "Bluto" Blutarsky, Animal House

A couple of my favorite not funny ones.

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."
Great movie and from one of the best actors ever, IMO.

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
Evil genius, that movie still freaks me out.

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
A cationary tale for hotties everwhere.

These are my favorite quotes from a movie I love, The Crow. A veritable quote machine.


T-Bird: I got trouble. One of my crew got himself perished.
Top Dollar: Yeah, and who might that be?
T-Bird: Tin Tin, somebody stuck his blades in all his major organs in alphabetical order.
Top Dollar: Well, gentlemen, by all means, I think we oughta have an introspective moment of silence for poor ol' Tin Tin.
[sniffs drugs]



Top Dollar: Greed is for amateurs. Disorder, chaos, anarchy: now that's fun!



Top Dollar: Our friend T-bird won't be joining us this evening on account of a slight case of death.



Sarah: [voiceover] If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever.



Albrecht: Great. A guy shows up looking like a mime from Hell and you lose him right out in the open. Well, at least he didn't do that walking against the wind shit, I hate that.



[after shooting the crow]
Top Dollar: Quick impression for you: Caw! Caw! Bang! Fuck, I'm dead!



Top Dollar: For a ghost you bleed just fine.



Eric Draven: He was already dead. He died a year ago the moment he touched her. They're all dead. They just don't know it yet.



Top Dollar: No, I want you to set a fire so goddamn big, the gods'll notice us again, that's what I'm sayin'. I want all of you boys to be able to look me straight in the eye one more time and say: ARE WE HAVING FUN OR WHAT? Hey, you! What's your name? Skank? You don't feel that?
Skank: I feel like a little worm on a big fuckin' hook.
[All the other thugs laugh]
Top Dollar: "I feel like a little worm on a big fucking hook." Well, boy, your mama must be damn proud of you!



Sarah: A building gets torched, all that is left is ashes. I used to think that was true about everything, families, friends, feelings. But now I know, that sometimes if love proves real, two people who are meant to be together, nothing can keep them apart.

Some of my favorite quotes from another classic, Caddyshack.



Sandy: I want you to kill every gophers on the golf course!
Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...
Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers! The *little* *brown*, *furry* *rodents* -!
Carl Spackler: We can do that; we don't even have to have a reason. All right, let's do the same thing, but with gophers -!




Al Czervik: Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.



Carl Spackler: This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.



Judge Smails: I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.




Judge Smails: How about a Fresca?


Lacey Underall: My uncle says you've got a screw loose.
Ty Webb: Your uncle molests collies.



Carl Spackler: I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.



Lou Loomis: Pick up that blood!



Al Czervik: Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid.

From another one of my favorite movies ... now THIS movie was a quote machine. And this is just a sample from Full Metal Jacket:

"The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive."
-Private Joker

"These are great days we're living, bros. We are jolly green giants, walking the Earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting."
-Crazy Earl

"Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps!"
-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

"Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?"
-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

"Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE!"
-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

"I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!"
-Private Joker

"You'd better flush out your head, new guy. This isn't about freedom; this is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang."
-Animal Mother

"A day without blood is like a day without sunshine."
-Private Joker

And of course ....

"Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?"
-Da Nang Hooker

"How am I funny? Am I a clown to you? Am I here for your amusement? I'm here to fucking amuse you?" -Goodfellas

Raoul Duke: A drug person can learn to cope with things like seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to handle this trip.
From Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas