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PostSubject: *Ask Wally*   Fri Apr 08, 2011 11:32 pm

If you've got questions, I've got answers.

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PostSubject: Re: *Ask Wally*   Fri Apr 08, 2011 11:42 pm

Is there no other beer available to you within a 50 mile radius other than Busch Light?

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PostSubject: Re: *Ask Wally*   Fri Apr 08, 2011 11:46 pm

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Is there no other beer available to you within a 50 mile radius other than Busch Light?
Yes. But there's none cheaper. I can drink a lot more for a lot less.

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PostSubject: Re: *Ask Wally*   Fri Apr 08, 2011 11:47 pm

Do farts have lumps?

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PostSubject: Re: *Ask Wally*   Fri Apr 08, 2011 11:49 pm

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Do farts have lumps?
Only if they're cancerous.

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PostSubject: Re: *Ask Wally*   Fri Apr 08, 2011 11:50 pm

Who shot JFK... really?

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PostSubject: Re: *Ask Wally*   Fri Apr 08, 2011 11:52 pm

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Who shot JFK... really?
Oliver Stone. He had the movie planned all along.

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PostSubject: Re: *Ask Wally*   Fri Apr 08, 2011 11:53 pm

Who's your money on... Truck or Guy Fieri?

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PostSubject: Re: *Ask Wally*   Fri Apr 08, 2011 11:58 pm

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Who's your money on... Truck or Guy Fieri?
There can be no winner. Truck will kill the judges with his Plate of Death.

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PostSubject: Re: *Ask Wally*   Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:03 am

What the hell was George Lucas thinking when he created Jar Jar Binks?

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PostSubject: Re: *Ask Wally*   Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:12 am

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What the hell was George Lucas thinking when he created Jar Jar Binks?
He knows that controversy can create buzz for a movie. Having an alien with racial stereotypes got people talking about a movie that otherwise wouldn't have garnered much attention.

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PostSubject: Re: *Ask Wally*   Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:14 am

@Wallace108 wrote:
@Buddha Bus wrote:
What the hell was George Lucas thinking when he created Jar Jar Binks?
He knows that controversy can create buzz for a movie. Having an alien with racial stereotypes got people talking about a movie that otherwise wouldn't have garnered much attention.

I'm going to have to give you a big, fat "X" on that one, Clark. A Star Wars movie "wouldn't have garnered much attention"... pfft!! Rolling Eyes

The only thing with a buzz around here is you apparently.


Here's a question for you... what are you high on?

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PostSubject: Re: *Ask Wally*   Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:21 am

@Buddha Bus wrote:
I'm going to have to give you a big, fat "X" on that one, Clark. A Star Wars movie "wouldn't have garnered much attention"... pfft!! Rolling Eyes

The only thing with a buzz around here is you apparently.
Without the controversy surrounding the Jar Jar character, no one would have heard of the movie. It's got people fighting with swords made of light for cripes sake.

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Here's a question for you... what are you high on?
I don't get high. That commercial with the egg in the frying pan (this is your brain ... this is your brain on drugs) set me straight.

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PostSubject: Re: *Ask Wally*   Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:26 am

@Wallace108 wrote:
Without the controversy surrounding the Jar Jar character, no one would have heard of the movie. It's got people fighting with swords made of light for cripes sake.

Blasphemy!! affraid


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I don't get high. That commercial with the egg in the frying pan (this is your brain ... this is your brain on drugs) set me straight.



And here I woulda guessed it was because of Nancy Reagan.

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PostSubject: Re: *Ask Wally*   Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:49 am

@Buddha Bus wrote:
@Wallace108 wrote:
Without the controversy surrounding the Jar Jar character, no one would have heard of the movie. It's got people fighting with swords made of light for cripes sake.

Blasphemy!! affraid


@Wallace108 wrote:
I don't get high. That commercial with the egg in the frying pan (this is your brain ... this is your brain on drugs) set me straight.



And here I woulda guessed it was because of Nancy Reagan.
Sorry, there is no question in there. I shouldn't even be responding.

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PostSubject: Re: *Ask Wally*   Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:53 am

Where the hell is Dubby? Ooooh I'm so gonna ban him!

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PostSubject: Re: *Ask Wally*   Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:56 am

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Where the hell is Dubby? Ooooh I'm so gonna ban him!
Dubs is off work. He only uses the Internet when he's at work. He doesn't have an Internet connection in the trailer park.

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PostSubject: Re: *Ask Wally*   Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:58 am



How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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PostSubject: Re: *Ask Wally*   Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:02 am

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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PostSubject: Re: *Ask Wally*   Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:08 am

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.


I didn't ask if he would chuck it... I asked how much. Strike two, Richard Dawson!

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PostSubject: Re: *Ask Wally*   Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:13 am

@Buddha Bus wrote:
[I didn't ask if he would chuck it... I asked how much. Strike two, Richard Dawson!

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Your question was answered. You asked how much wood would it chuck. The answer is: As much as it could ... if it could chuck wood.



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Who will be your replacement once you hit three strikes?
My replacement will be SX (Steelers Xtreme). He's even smarter than I am.

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PostSubject: Re: *Ask Wally*   Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:21 am

@Wallace108 wrote:
Your question was answered. You asked how much wood would it chuck. The answer is: As much as it could ... if it could chuck wood.

Judges?

Ok Wally. We'll accept that answer.


@Wallace108 wrote:
My replacement will be SX (Steelers Xtreme). He's even smarter than I am.


I don't know... he strikes me as a little thick.


Why hasn't the Cookie Monster died of a heart attack from too much cholesterol yet?

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PostSubject: Re: *Ask Wally*   Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:30 am

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Why hasn't the Cookie Monster died of a heart attack from too much cholesterol yet?
That's common Sesame Street knowledge. The Cookie Monster doesn't actually ingest the cookies. He bites the cookies and they crumble and fall out of his mouth. That's where the expression "that's how the cookie crumbles" came from.

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PostSubject: Re: *Ask Wally*   Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:32 am

OK, Muppet Master. Why does everybody think Miss Piggy is so hot? She is a pig with some guy's hand in her ass after all.

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PostSubject: Re: *Ask Wally*   Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:36 am

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OK, Muppet Master. Why does everybody think Miss Piggy is so hot? She is a pig with some guy's hand in her ass after all.
The only "person" who honestly thinks Miss Piggy is hot is Kermit. I've yet to meet a hot chick who is willing to let me put my hand up her ass.

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