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PostSubject: Peter King Power Rankings - Ravens #1   Mon Jun 01, 2015 9:51 am

Sad to report that Peter King apparently has developed a crack habit during the offseason and apparently has broken up with the Pats* while finding a new significant other

Offseason Power Rankings
By Peter King


Let’s rank the teams, 1 to 32....

1. Baltimore (10-6). Why? I trust John Harbaugh to find answers in a league devoid of a truly great team. I trust the running game to take pressure off Joe Flacco until he develops chemistry with new receivers, and I trust Dean Pees to replace Haloti Ngata with a combination platter of front-seven changeups. This is a battle-tested team that had two 14-point playoff leads in Foxboro last January. I just think the Ravens will find a way....

8. Pittsburgh (11-5). Like Antonio Brown a lot. Like Ben Roethlisberger a lot. But this faith is subject heavily to the ascension of Keith Butler to defensive coordinator after 16 seasons as a defensive assistant below the coordinator level. Mike Tomlin is putting tremendous faith in Butler, who replaces Hall of Famer Dick LeBeau, to be a breath of fresh and productive air. Risky move, and early returns are good. But early returns come in shorts and T-shirts on the South Side of Pittsburgh, not on a cruel Thursday night in Foxboro.


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PostSubject: Re: Peter King Power Rankings - Ravens #1   Mon Jun 01, 2015 10:35 am

Suck it, fags

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PostSubject: Re: Peter King Power Rankings - Ravens #1   Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:20 pm

being ranked #1 by Peter King in mid-May is like saying you're the tallest midget.

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PostSubject: Re: Peter King Power Rankings - Ravens #1   Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:35 pm

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being ranked #1 by Peter King in mid-May is like saying you're the tallest midget.
no doubt.

he might as well have said the bengals.

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PostSubject: Re: Peter King Power Rankings - Ravens #1   Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:45 pm


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PostSubject: Re: Peter King Power Rankings - Ravens #1   Mon Jun 01, 2015 2:03 pm

@JonM229 wrote:
Suck it, fags

guess he's trying to give the hood rats that come out at night some hope.



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PostSubject: Re: Peter King Power Rankings - Ravens #1   Mon Jun 01, 2015 2:29 pm

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@JonM229 wrote:
Suck it, fags

guess he's trying to give the hood rats that come out at night some hope.    



those thick full lips,
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PostSubject: Re: Peter King Power Rankings - Ravens #1   Mon Jun 01, 2015 3:11 pm

@Vis wrote:
@effyou515 wrote:
@JonM229 wrote:
Suck it, fags

guess he's trying to give the hood rats that come out at night some hope.    



those thick full lips,
baby girl can suck my dick anytime.




Homophobia, racism and misogyny  - the trifecta  

I date ebony women.

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PostSubject: Re: Peter King Power Rankings - Ravens #1   Mon Jun 01, 2015 9:09 pm

Peter King must be sipping out of the same glass as Mark May.

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PostSubject: Re: Peter King Power Rankings - Ravens #1   Tue Jun 02, 2015 8:08 am

@stlrtruck wrote:
being ranked #1 by Peter King in mid-May is like saying you're the tallest midget.

I prefer to think of it as winning the silver medal in the Special Olympics

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PostSubject: Re: Peter King Power Rankings - Ravens #1   Tue Jun 02, 2015 1:24 pm

@stlrtruck wrote:
being ranked #1 by Peter King in mid-May is like saying you're the tallest midget.

Fer would love to win that honor..


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PostSubject: Re: Peter King Power Rankings - Ravens #1   Tue Jun 02, 2015 2:14 pm

@Vis wrote:
Homophobia, racism and misogyny  - the trifecta  

And don't forget midgets, the disabled, and the Bengals. Peter King ranks this thread No. 1 in his Offensive Power Rankings.

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PostSubject: Re: Peter King Power Rankings - Ravens #1   Tue Jun 02, 2015 6:17 pm

@Wallace108 wrote:
@Vis wrote:
Homophobia, racism and misogyny  - the trifecta  

And don't forget midgets, the disabled, and the Bengals. Peter King ranks this thread No. 1 in his Offensive Power Rankings.  


Don't forget the ginger! Now THAT'S offensive*!


























* Also may be considered a disability.

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PostSubject: Re: Peter King Power Rankings - Ravens #1   Tue Jun 02, 2015 6:23 pm

@Atlanta Dan wrote:
Sad to report that Peter King apparently has developed a crack habit during the offseason and apparently has broken up with the Pats** while finding a new significant other


At least he isn't raping horses like Pete Prisco. It's a victimless crime.

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PostSubject: Re: Peter King Power Rankings - Ravens #1   Wed Jun 03, 2015 7:45 am

Power Rankings are stupid, except if I would make one myself of course

I will find comfort in the fact that 8 is my lucky number
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PostSubject: Re: Peter King Power Rankings - Ravens #1   Wed Jun 03, 2015 11:18 pm

If the Steelers beat the Chargers by 21 points, they should move into the top 5 on the coaches' poll.
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