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PostSubject: Re: Alcatraz   Alcatraz - Page 2 EmptyThu Feb 09, 2012 3:18 pm

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Yeah...don't tell anyone to tip your waitress or anything. Alcatraz - Page 2 131212936


OK.... everybody remember to tip your waitresses and bartenders.

Happy? Now where's my damn beer I ordered 15 minutes ago, lady?!? Alcatraz - Page 2 1735582540


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Oh, I'm sorry...I realize you piss yourself a lot, but I thought you remembered me pouring that beer on your crotch.

Slurp up! Alcatraz - Page 2 1378315869

Dammit! First my ass is violated today, then some crazy woman is pouring beer on my genitals! Alcatraz - Page 2 2913999526

Not only is it uncomfortable, but it's a waste of perfectly good beer. Shame on you, Mom! No

Don't worry, we traded what you initially ordered for a Busch Light. So you've basically been violated with water. Alcatraz - Page 2 1797695198


Great! Now my balls are tainted with near-beer! Alcatraz - Page 2 294855916

I'm not sure what's worse. Alcatraz - Page 2 1505004552

It's still better than the finger in my asshole though. Alcatraz - Page 2 3798349058

It's good to know you have first hand info on what a finger in the asshole feels like. Alcatraz - Page 2 1664291743


It was an ambush prostate exam today. Fuckers never warned me it was coming. Alcatraz - Page 2 124247948

I took the day off and decided to drink myself into oblivion and cry myself to sleep tonight. Alcatraz - Page 2 3798349058

Dude, you loved it and you know it. That's why you're crying. Just accept Wally's finger and move on.

BTW...when did you get your medical license Wally?

He's not jamming his finger in my ass!!! Alcatraz - Page 2 131212936

He did, however, get his doctor's degree in self-proctology. He passed his last test when he made his spacebar on his keyboard so sticky he needs a new one. He goes by the name Dr. Makes-Himself-Feelgood, PHD. Alcatraz - Page 2 3798349058

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PostSubject: Re: Alcatraz   Alcatraz - Page 2 EmptyThu Feb 09, 2012 3:20 pm

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say I think we've wandered waaaaaaay off topic. Alcatraz - Page 2 312503953

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PostSubject: Re: Alcatraz   Alcatraz - Page 2 EmptyThu Feb 09, 2012 4:10 pm

wow......the way this thread turned, im not sure if i even want to watch the show Alcatraz - Page 2 3798349058

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PostSubject: Re: Alcatraz   Alcatraz - Page 2 EmptyThu Feb 09, 2012 4:14 pm

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wow......the way this thread turned, im not sure if i even want to watch the show Alcatraz - Page 2 3798349058


Which show? The show "Alcatraz" or the one where Mom is fantasizing about Wally sticking his finger in my ass? That second one is in pre-production and won't see the light of day if I have any say in it! Alcatraz - Page 2 3798349058

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PostSubject: Re: Alcatraz   Alcatraz - Page 2 EmptyThu Feb 09, 2012 4:16 pm

You can try and scramble your way out of this one, but the show's ruined for me No Alcatraz - Page 2 1797695198

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PostSubject: Re: Alcatraz   Alcatraz - Page 2 EmptyThu Feb 09, 2012 4:28 pm

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wow......the way this thread turned, im not sure if i even want to watch the show Alcatraz - Page 2 3798349058


Which show? The show "Alcatraz" or the one where Mom is fantasizing about Wally sticking his finger in my ass? That second one is in pre-production and won't see the light of day if I have any say in it! Alcatraz - Page 2 3798349058

Hey, you were the one bringing up fingers in the ass. Seems like it's more your fantasy than it is mine!

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PostSubject: Re: Alcatraz   Alcatraz - Page 2 EmptyThu Feb 09, 2012 4:31 pm

@SteelCityMom wrote:
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wow......the way this thread turned, im not sure if i even want to watch the show Alcatraz - Page 2 3798349058


Which show? The show "Alcatraz" or the one where Mom is fantasizing about Wally sticking his finger in my ass? That second one is in pre-production and won't see the light of day if I have any say in it! Alcatraz - Page 2 3798349058

Hey, you were the one bringing up fingers in the ass. Seems like it's more your fantasy than it is mine!


Oh, the finger in my ass today was no fantasy! That shit was real.... real uncomfortable. Alcatraz - Page 2 3798349058

You're the one that brought Wally's finger into the equation, you sicko! Alcatraz - Page 2 1378315869

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PostSubject: Re: Alcatraz   Alcatraz - Page 2 EmptyThu Feb 09, 2012 4:33 pm

@Buddha Bus wrote:
@SteelCityMom wrote:
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wow......the way this thread turned, im not sure if i even want to watch the show Alcatraz - Page 2 3798349058


Which show? The show "Alcatraz" or the one where Mom is fantasizing about Wally sticking his finger in my ass? That second one is in pre-production and won't see the light of day if I have any say in it! Alcatraz - Page 2 3798349058

Hey, you were the one bringing up fingers in the ass. Seems like it's more your fantasy than it is mine!


Oh, the finger in my ass today was no fantasy! That shit was real.... real uncomfortable. Alcatraz - Page 2 3798349058

You're the one that brought Wally's finger into the equation, you sicko! Alcatraz - Page 2 1378315869

Sorry, you two just have a "connection" that cannot be denied. Alcatraz - Page 2 1797695198

And don't whine to me about a finger in the ass. I've been to a gynecologist. You've never had the duck bill. So STFU! Alcatraz - Page 2 1378315869

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PostSubject: Re: Alcatraz   Alcatraz - Page 2 EmptyThu Feb 09, 2012 4:41 pm

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And don't whine to me about a finger in the ass. I've been to a gynecologist. You've never had the duck bill. So STFU!


Guess where this is gonna end up? Alcatraz - Page 2 106674522

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PostSubject: Re: Alcatraz   Alcatraz - Page 2 EmptyThu Feb 09, 2012 4:43 pm

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And don't whine to me about a finger in the ass. I've been to a gynecologist. You've never had the duck bill. So STFU!


Guess where this is gonna end up? Alcatraz - Page 2 106674522

You're just generally scared about the duck bill. I would be too, were I a dude.

Finger in the ass. Pssshaw.

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PostSubject: Re: Alcatraz   Alcatraz - Page 2 EmptyThu Feb 09, 2012 4:45 pm

@SteelCityMom wrote:
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And don't whine to me about a finger in the ass. I've been to a gynecologist. You've never had the duck bill. So STFU!


Guess where this is gonna end up? Alcatraz - Page 2 106674522

You're just generally scared about the duck bill. I would be too, were I a dude.

Finger in the ass. Pssshaw.


It sure as hell felt like a duck bill was up there. Alcatraz - Page 2 2217377625

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PostSubject: Re: Alcatraz   Alcatraz - Page 2 EmptyThu Feb 09, 2012 4:46 pm

@Buddha Bus wrote:
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And don't whine to me about a finger in the ass. I've been to a gynecologist. You've never had the duck bill. So STFU!


Guess where this is gonna end up? Alcatraz - Page 2 106674522

You're just generally scared about the duck bill. I would be too, were I a dude.

Finger in the ass. Pssshaw.


It sure as hell felt like a duck bill was up there. Alcatraz - Page 2 2217377625

It's like this man....

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Hug and love your woman today. She deserves it. Alcatraz - Page 2 1797695198

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PostSubject: Re: Alcatraz   Alcatraz - Page 2 EmptyThu Feb 09, 2012 4:49 pm

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Hug and love your woman today. She deserves it. Alcatraz - Page 2 1797695198


Alcatraz - Page 2 3572881467 Keep it down or she's going to expect that love shit all the time! Alcatraz - Page 2 3798349058

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PostSubject: Re: Alcatraz   Alcatraz - Page 2 EmptyThu Feb 09, 2012 4:50 pm

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Hug and love your woman today. She deserves it. Alcatraz - Page 2 1797695198


Alcatraz - Page 2 3572881467 Keep it down or she's going to expect that love shit all the time! Alcatraz - Page 2 3798349058

Well, not my fault when you don't reap the benefits of your "hard" work. Her mouth must be thanking you all the time. Alcatraz - Page 2 1797695198

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PostSubject: Re: Alcatraz   Alcatraz - Page 2 EmptyThu Feb 09, 2012 4:54 pm

@SteelCityMom wrote:
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Hug and love your woman today. She deserves it. Alcatraz - Page 2 1797695198


Alcatraz - Page 2 3572881467 Keep it down or she's going to expect that love shit all the time! Alcatraz - Page 2 3798349058

Well, not my fault when you don't reap the benefits of your "hard" work. Her mouth must be thanking you all the time. Alcatraz - Page 2 1797695198


Oh, her mouth works just fine, just not in the way you're suggesting. Alcatraz - Page 2 3798349058

Just kidding. I love my wife. You know she's a saint if she can put up with me. Alcatraz - Page 2 1797695198

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PostSubject: Re: Alcatraz   Alcatraz - Page 2 EmptyThu Feb 09, 2012 7:28 pm

@Buddha Bus wrote:
@SteelCityMom wrote:
@Buddha Bus wrote:
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Hug and love your woman today. She deserves it. Alcatraz - Page 2 1797695198


Alcatraz - Page 2 3572881467 Keep it down or she's going to expect that love shit all the time! Alcatraz - Page 2 3798349058

Well, not my fault when you don't reap the benefits of your "hard" work. Her mouth must be thanking you all the time. Alcatraz - Page 2 1797695198


Oh, her mouth works just fine, just not in the way you're suggesting. Alcatraz - Page 2 3798349058

Just kidding. I love my wife. You know she's a saint if she can put up with me. Alcatraz - Page 2 1797695198

The women who put up with men are saints in general. Your wife is no exclusion.

Just love her a little bit more if you know she's coming home from the gyno. That shit is rough.

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PostSubject: Re: Alcatraz   Alcatraz - Page 2 EmptyFri Feb 10, 2012 4:23 am

@SteelCityMom wrote:
@Buddha Bus wrote:
@SteelCityMom wrote:
@Buddha Bus wrote:
@SteelCityMom wrote:
Hug and love your woman today. She deserves it. Alcatraz - Page 2 1797695198


Alcatraz - Page 2 3572881467 Keep it down or she's going to expect that love shit all the time! Alcatraz - Page 2 3798349058

Well, not my fault when you don't reap the benefits of your "hard" work. Her mouth must be thanking you all the time. Alcatraz - Page 2 1797695198


Oh, her mouth works just fine, just not in the way you're suggesting. Alcatraz - Page 2 3798349058

Just kidding. I love my wife. You know she's a saint if she can put up with me. Alcatraz - Page 2 1797695198

The women who put up with men are saints in general. Your wife is no exclusion.

Just love her a little bit more if you know she's coming home from the gyno. That shit is rough.


Trust me. Women aren't always a heaping bucket of fun either. I may not be a saint, but I'm at least worthy of a medal at times. Alcatraz - Page 2 3798349058

Don't worry, I'll take your advice. If I know she's coming back from the gyno from now on, I'll treat her with some extra TLC. Alcatraz - Page 2 2421758519

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